Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. -FML
Today, I texted everyone in my phone to remind them mother's day is tomorrow. Everyone including the boy whose mom died last year. -FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' -FML
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. -FML
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. -FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. -FML
Reading all these will seriously cheer whoever is sad or feel that their life is so fucked up. Cause you'll know that there're many more people with more fucked up life than yours. Hilarious to the maximum, funnier than me HAHAHAHAHAHA. And omg I didn't realise that it's school tmr! Yay yippee yay yay. My mum got a new oven to replace that alr-spoiled-for-months oven :B hence, cupcakes for mother's day. Tomorrow's seeing me with fella bunnies to we dont know where yet! And omg shihui actually suggested escape theme park :O arrrrrre you serious. My throat's still a little bit painful argh. Hope i'll see sibani @ combine lecture tmr! Yay!
Today, I texted everyone in my phone to remind them mother's day is tomorrow. Everyone including the boy whose mom died last year. -FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' -FML
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. -FML
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. -FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. -FML
Reading all these will seriously cheer whoever is sad or feel that their life is so fucked up. Cause you'll know that there're many more people with more fucked up life than yours. Hilarious to the maximum, funnier than me HAHAHAHAHAHA. And omg I didn't realise that it's school tmr! Yay yippee yay yay. My mum got a new oven to replace that alr-spoiled-for-months oven :B hence, cupcakes for mother's day. Tomorrow's seeing me with fella bunnies to we dont know where yet! And omg shihui actually suggested escape theme park :O arrrrrre you serious. My throat's still a little bit painful argh. Hope i'll see sibani @ combine lecture tmr! Yay!
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