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What's yi ge deng, liang ge deng, san ge deng, si ge deng?
Ans: DENG DENG DENG DENG.

HAHAHA

Yah, HAHAHA!
Damn you Wisely! Anyhow take photo.
Today in class we have a headline news manxz.
Lol.
Damn interesting want.
About some diary. Woooooooooo!
Bastard people. HAHAHA!
Ms.S lesson, learned a tongue twister and irritated many many people.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

HAHAHA!
Wisely's blog got a damn funny dirty joke.

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to ChuBeng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose with
your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load, den someone come over and dig
your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ?
Don't play play ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex when she is having her period?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use
your blain, use your
blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose
ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same
shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your
blainnnnn ...........................
you go and dig your nose in flont of
your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in
Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and
now, the whole world! also ah!!!


Freaking funny. Its all extracted from Wisely's blog. lol.
Had math retest today again, and I don't know how to do again.
I only enjoy the drawing part.
HAHAHA!
Tomorrow is Friday, YAY!
Tomorrow is training, sucks -.-
So overall, it still sucks.
I lost my uniform's accessories.
AHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm so dead!
No name tag T.T